So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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