why didn't you poke me back
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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