p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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