you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
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You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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