# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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