Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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