i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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