Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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