The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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