I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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