I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
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He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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