I like to think it a success when the cops are called
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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