exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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