Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Randomize
