No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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