16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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