I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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