There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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