So drunk its hurt
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes