better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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