the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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