just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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