she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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Do I have a choice?
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I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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