I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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