what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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