It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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