clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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