omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I see more hoeing in ur future
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