It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
where are my eyebrows?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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