Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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