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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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