If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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