id be glad to
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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