Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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