I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The uberlube is also flammable
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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