So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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