Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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