I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
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unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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