I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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