I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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