Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
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I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
last night I used snow as a chaser
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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