I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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