ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
