He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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