I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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