Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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