We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Congratulations! We have a period
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