Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Randomize
