I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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