Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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