Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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