she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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