Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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