Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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