The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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