people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
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the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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