I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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