He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I did not marry a roomba.
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