it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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